Season 3, Episode 8 – “Second Sons”

by nightshadow on May 20, 2013

As this season’s “Game of Thrones” heads into its final 2 episodes, tonight’s chapter was well paced with strategic power plays, a wedding,  a leeching  and a White Walker.  There were definite hints of foreshadowing throughout the episode; a great set up for this season’s climatic ending.
We pick up where last week left off, as  Arya tries to kill the Hound with a rock while sleeping. Alas, no luck, he knew it was coming and thwarts her off. As they ride, the Hound reminds Arya that the Riverlands is no place for a young girl like her. He also let her know that he defended her sister,  Sansa in Kings Landing.  Arya’s only reply is to call him a “liar”. As they head towards, the  Forks, Arya discovers that the Hound isn’t taking her back to KL but the Twins to be reunited with her family for price. I actually like these two characters, both are headstrong. Perhaps, the Hound isn’t that bad, Arya?

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Melisandre returns to Dragonstone with Gendry, her sacrifical lamb.  We find Davos in the dungeons learning to read.  Stannis visits him in the dungeons where he agrees to free Davos, if he doesn’t raise a hand to priestess. Ser Davos agrees however; he won’t speak against her even when Stannis informs him of Mel’s plans. Seaworth tries to tell his King, that the boys is innocent and no harm to anyone. Stannis  informs his Hand that he saw a “great battle in the snow” when he looked into the flames.  Clearly, Davos is Stannis’ conscience and moral center of reasoning and truly needs him. It was great dialogue between the two men.

As Mel makes sure Gendry’s accommodations are comfortable, she seduces him with wine, small talk of her God and sex. Gendry finds himself tied up and leeched.  Stannis and Davos arrive to find a naked Melisandre finishing her duty. She brings the leeches to Stannis for a sacrifice in the fire  where he recites three names: “Robb Stark, Balon Greyjoy  and Joffrey Baratheon”. All  competing kings for Westeros and it’s a hint of the darkness that is to come curtsey of the Red God. Let’s hope Davos saves Gendry  from another burning.

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Dany’s storyline is beginning to show her strength as a leader. She meets with the Second Sons leaders, Mero aka the Titan’s bastard, Prendahl na Ghezn and  Daario Naharis (played by newcomer Ed Skrein).  As the Khalessi tries to persuade them to come fight for her; she gives them  two days to decide. A very cocky Mero informs her,  “their contract is their bond”.  As the three men leave her tent, Dany instructs  Ser Barristen kill Mero first. He gladly agrees.

Over in the Second Sons camp, the three leaders conspire to kill the “Dragon Witch” during  the night by sneaking into her quarters. They draw 3 coins:  Meereen, Volantis and  Bravos, which will do the deed. Daario draws the Bravossi coin. Later that nite, he sneaks into Dany’s tent dressed as an Unsullied. He grabs Missandei at knife point and tells them both not to scream. Naharis brings Dany a gift, the heads of the other two leaders due to an argument over philosophical differences. Daario pledges his allegiance, his heart and the Second Sons to Dany’s cause. There was amazing chemistry between Dany and Daario, nonetheless, Jorah is going to be a jealous man. The battle  at Yunkai will be an exciting finish to this season.

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In King’s Landing, Sansa and Tyrion’s wedding day arrives at last. And neither one is joyful about it. Tyrion visits Sansa before the ceremony. Trying to ease  her anxiety, he informs his future bride that he will not hurt her. The looks on both of their faces convince us of the awkwardness of this union. One of the more entertaining scenes had Cersei and Margery walking arm and arm to the wedding. The Queen Regent reminds her future daughter in law/sister about the  story of Rains of Castemere. She politely tells the future Queen that if she calls her “sister” again, she’ll have her strangled in her sleep.  A wonderful family moment for the Tyrells and Lannisters.

As Sansa enters the Sept of Baelor, Joffrey escorts Sansa down the aisle; he is the “father of the realm”, an evil jape for beheading Ned . To top it off, he apprends the stool that Tyrion will use to cloak Sansa away in order to embarrass his uncle. Sansa must bend as he cloaks her. It seems that Joffrey is becoming increasingly crueler by the second.

During the wedding feast, many antics take place for the new bride and groom.  We find a drunk Tyrion and a demure Sansa who asks to be excused for a moment.  A restraint Tywin reiterates to his son to consummate the marriage and stop drinking. The Queen of Thorns gives her grandchildren a lesson on how Loras will be Joff’s brother in law/step father and he storms off to find a depressed Cersei, who cuts him off with “who cares what your father thinks”. Sansa encounters  Joffrey again; he might pay her a visit on her wedding nite.  The King proudly announces that the “Bedding Ceremony” will take place which angers Tyrion who refuses and warns him with a knife.  Tywin saves the day by intervening between Tyrion and Joff. It was only a joke.

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The wedding night is even more uncomfortable  for both Tyrion and Sansa. “My Lord” turns into my name is “Tyrion” as they both decide to have a drink. He comments about her long neck and asks her about her age. As she undresses, Tyrion makes an  honorable move by telling Sansa that they will not consummate the marriage until she is ready. Or not?  And so his watch begins.  Shae brings in breakfast to the newlyweds, as she grabs the bedding, she notices there is no stain. For a second, there is a silent exchange/nod between Tyrion and Shae (which can only mean one thing later down the road). This was one of Peter Dinklage’s finest performances this season which made this cold, unemotional wedding perplexing scene to watch.

Lastly, we find Sam and Gilly finding shelter to an unforgiving North. As he tries to make a fire, Sam is a nervous wreck.   As they talk about naming her son, Gilly lights a fire to keep them warm.  Outside, there are ravens scattered on a weir wood tree screeching loudly. Sam decides to investigate the noise and a white walker appears coming towards him. It shatters Sam’s sword. He summons all his courage and attacks it with the dragonglass knife. The WW melts into ice. Sam the Slayer is born!  He and Gilly take off into the night with ravens watching over them. An exciting ending to tonight’s episode.

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Once again, the writers delivered a fantastic chapter that not only flowed well but heavily character driven storylines that built upon each other. As well, two shorter segments, Arya’s encounter with the Hound moreover, bringing Sam’s story to the forefront.  It left us wanting more however, we’ll have to wait two weeks.

9.2/10 dragonfires

Random thoughts and quotes:

Small spoiler:  In the books, the Tyrells weren’t present at Tyrion/Sansa’s wedding.  Sansa never knelt for Tyrion for the cloaking however, within the scope of adaptation, it worked well.
There was a definite underlying feel about beliefs, we had the Red God, the Seven and the weirwood tree all in one episode.
Kudos to the writers on getting the leech names right….and Balon Greyjoy was mentioned this season
Tyrion’s lines this whole episode.
“Is there a difference between sacrfice and killing?” Davos to Stannis
“When you see the truth….how can you deny her God is real” Stannis to Davos
” I’m the simpliest man you’ll ever meet” and “I’m Daarios Naavros, I always have a choice” Daario to Dany
“If I live, I’ll break both your hands” the Hound to Arya
“You won’t be a prisoner after today. You’ll be my wife… I suppose that’s a different kind of prison” Tyrion to Sansa

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Season 3, Episode 7, “The Bear and the Maiden Fair”

by nightshadow on May 15, 2013

So what happens when the author of A Song of Ice and Fire writes an episode for Game of Thrones? We have tonight’s continuing saga of GOT. Unlike the action packed Blackwater episode of last season; this is another plot driven exposition with lots of character centered scenes. There was superb dialogue, amongst a surprise or two.

The picturesque beauty of Kings Landing was pretty gloomy this week. A frazzled Sansa is completely bummed out  about her upcoming nuptials/wedding night to Tyrion. She confides in Margery who advises her that “women in our position” must make the best of a bad situation. Obviously, Margery is wise beyond her years or just a little more experienced in these matters. I wonder what they teach in Highgarden. Sansa could learn something from the Queen in waiting.

Tyrion is deeply concerned over Shae’s reaction to his wedding. He confides in Bronn, whose only advice is to “wed one, bed another”.  The banter between the two is always witty and charismatic. As Tyrion tries to smooth things out with Shae by placating her with a gold chain, she is not impressed nor amused. Tyrion is in a rather tight spot. This jovial wedding is going to unfold next week, and it ought to be interesting to say the least.

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Tywin is the master of control, not only in the way he commanded the stairs but in those silent looks he gave Joffrey. He had the answer for everything including telling his grandson, it could be arranged for him to be carried to the Tower of the Hand for council meetings to dragons don’t exist anymore. Joff did make a good point regarding the dragons. The smirk on Tywin’s face as he leaves “His Grace” says it all. Charles Dance is a compliment to any scene amongst his fellow cast mates.

Finally, we get an explanation about Bran’s three eyed raven dreams. He and Jojen have decided that they will go to the “raven” beyond the wall. We get an in depth moment from Osha, who recounts that her Wilding husband became a ‘wight’ and tried to kill her so she burned him with fire. Osha reminds the troupe she made a promise to their maester to get them to Castle Black and Jon Snow. One must remember that the “North is no place for men” while Hodor just “hordored”.  I enjoyed this segment because there is now purpose to Bran’s journey.

Arya’s one true god is “Death”. She is outraged that the Brotherhood sold out Gendry but now they are going to raid a Lannister camp. She must wait to get to Riverrun. Furious, Arya screams at her captors, ” I hope the Lannisters kill you all” and flees into the forest where a waiting Hound, captures her. I knew we wouldn’t see the last of him. Arya’s scenes with the Hound look promising.

Outside the Twins, Robb’s camp is detoured by rain and camps for the nitht. What does this rain mean? An unimpressed Catelyn reminds her son, that Lord Frey is a “prickly man” who wanted a “King” not a wedding. Talisa entices Robb to forget about his worries for just minute. Afterwards, we see her writing a letter to her mother and then…drum roll…please..she’s preggers!!! I didn’t see that one coming.  For some reason, I’m not buying Talisa’s story either, it just seemed too convenient.

On the voyage back to Dragonstone, Gendry and Melisandre come up on wreckage of Blackwater. He is unsure of what Mel’s intentions, however, she informs that his “blood is noble”. Gendry learns that his father was no other than Robert Baratheon. What will this mean for Gendry?

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Well, we couldn’t get a break from Theon’s torturous scenes this week. He is teased by two former septas now servants, whom have heard of  his expeditions with the ladies. Alas, they are interrupted by a horn from his unnamed captor (BOY) who has a few alterations for him.  I’m hoping we get a reprieve until next season or at least reveal Boy’s name.

The Khalessi and her crew arrive at Yunkai or the “Yellow City”.She requests a meeting with their Lord.  As he arrives at her camp, she is surrounded by her dragons who have grown much larger. Dany demands that the slaves of Yunkai be freed. The Lord asks that she leave Yunkai alone because they are generous people and have gifts of gold for her. There were great moments through this segment such as Missandei calling Daenerys, “Breaker of Chains”, Barristan’s little smile as she challenges the Yunkai Lord with her dragons. Maybe the Lord should remember the next time, never threaten “their mother”. She also commands Jorah and Barristan find out who the Yunkai’s friends are. This is going to be an exciting  unravel in the last few episodes. Emilia Clarke embraces Dany’s character; we witness the rise of a true Queen.

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At the Wilding camp, Tormund gives Jon some advice on how to please a woman. Orell’s jealous nature consumes him as he tells Ygritte that she is better off with one of her own (such as him) and Jon, that he will never really understand her;  Ygritte is like an eagle. She shows us that she can hunt like a man and yet, absolutely speechless when she sees a windmill. There are tender moments of conflict for both characters as Jon realizes he loves her but knows that the Wildings don’t have a chance at Castle Black. Ygritte replies, “Your mine, I’m yours, if we die, we die.First, we’ll live”.  This is a great season for Kit Harrington as Jon Snow and Rose Leslie as Ygritte, both are delightful to watch.

As Jaime prepares to leave Harrenhall with Qyburn, Roose is off to the Twins for a wedding, and poor Brienne is stuck with Locke. He promises her, he’ll keep his oath to send the Stark girls back to their mother. He informs Bolton that, ‘the Lannisters send their regards”. A bonus line for all book readers. As Qyburn examines Jaime’s maimed hand, we find out why Qyburn lost his maester’s chains. I don’t think we’ve seen the last of this maester yet.

Ser Jaime learns that Locke refused the 300 gold dragons from Brienne’s father for her release, furthermore, she is the entertainment for the night. In a swift moment, he hurriedly rides back to the castle to find Brienne in a bear pit with a wooden sword. All the while, the Bolton men are singing, ” A Bear and Maiden Fair”. He jumps in and rescues Brienne from the bear and barely makes it out of the pit, himself. A pivotal moment for a man with ‘honour’ whom, has remarkably changed this season. The relationship between Brienne and Jaime has transposed from guard/hostage to a respectful comarderie.   By the way, this is the only scene  filmed in Los Angeles due to animal restrictions.

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Again a slower paced episode that  flowed consistently from one scene to another. GRRM really stayed true to his story even with some adaptations and curve ball thrown at the audience. The dialogue is outstanding as usual. With three episodes left, let the action begin.

8.9/10 dragonfires

Random thoughts /quotes:

“What is the purpose of a man without a hand?” Jaime to Qyburn
“This is duty, not desire” Tyrion to Shae
“Pleasing us takes practice” Margery to Sansa
“You are being counseled right now” Tyrion to Joff
“Sorry about the sapphires” Jaime to Locke
“What’s swooning……what is fainting?” Ygritte to Jon
“I owe you a debt” Jaime to Brienne
“….gold hand to stick up your arse (or something like that)” Locke to Jaime

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Season 3, Episode 6 – “The Climb”

by nightshadow on May 8, 2013

After last week’s strong episode with so much character driven story, tonight’s story is more subdued. There were some surprising revelations with rich dialogue . “The Climb” was really about loyalty and control in the Game of Thrones. This was definitely a set up episode showing us the possibility of the danger that lurks ahead.

Still trying to make it back to the Wall, Sam and Gilly sit around a fire to keep them warm as the cold of North completely surrounds them. He proudly showed her the dragon glass knife which he had found at the Fist of the First Men. Will he know how to use it? Also, there seems to be a certain chemistry between the two; it’s very subtle, which could make Sam’s story more interesting.

The most gruesome scenes to watch were those of Theon’s continuous torture by “Boy”. This time he (Boy) played a game of “Russian Roulette” of questions. These are very intense scenes and both actors, Iwan Rheon and Alfie Allen are amazing. It’s a great visual that we don’t get in the books.

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As Bran and company head northwards, things aren’t going smoothly between Meera and Osha as they continue to bicker with one another. You could have almost sworn they were sisters. Bran finally gets them to make peace. Poor Jojen, his dreams are taking a  very heavy toll on him. He saw Jon Snow beyond the Wall but surrounded by enemies. These visions seem to foresee trouble ahead. I also wonder if Bran will meet up with Sam because it almost looked like they were in the same forest.

At Riverrun, Robb negotiates with the Freys by promising them the rights to Harrenhall and by ensuring that Edmure marry, Roslin(whom Robb was supposed to marry). He knows he needs this alliance more than ever, if he is going to win this war. This the price for Robb’s mistake. Edmure is reluctant at first but finally agrees after some convincing by Ser Breyden and Robb. The wedding will take place in a fortnight, so it is a quick marriage. It looks like Edmure might fit into the Frey household since they all look like a sullen, serious bunch with not much personality. The Blackfish seems to be the most interesting character by far (in this segment), let’s hope to see more of him.

In the Riverlands, Arya learns the art of shooting an arrow courtesy of Anguay. Out of nowhere, Melisandre appears which creates an unexpected turn of events. She has a conversation in High Valyrian with Thoros of Myr. It was an unique but welcomed addition because it gives us insight to these two characters and perhaps a little more about R’hilor. As she meets with Beric, Melisandre is shocked to find out how many times he has been resurrected ( by the Lord of Light). Her mission is complete by capturing Gendry. Could he be another one of her sacrifices? A shocked and outraged Arya confronts the Red Priestess. Mel replies, “Darkness surrounds her (Arya) with green, brown and blue eyes that will close forever”. It was truly eerie when Mel tells Arya, “they shall meet again”. Great foreshadowing for future episodes.

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And speaking of Harrenhall, Jaime and Brienne dine with Lord Bolton. He agrees to send Jaime back to Kings Landing but with one stipulation; that Tywin knows he wasn’t responsible for his maimed hand. Unfortunately for Brienne, she will stay behind as a captive for treason. Jaime did not seem too happy about it. Did anyone notice her dress? It’s hard to imagine Brienne not in armor. It’s highly suspicious that Bolton didn’t drink at dinner, he is definitely up to something.

Meanwhile back in Kings Landing, unexpected twists and turns take shape and the outcome is anyone’s guess. We see Tywin and Lady Olenna discussing a proposed marriage between Loras and Cersei. She breaks his quill just to show him, she’s got the upper hand. Has Tywin met his match in Lady Olenna? The back and forth banter between them was cleverly scripted. Another dynamic performance by Dianna Rigg and clearly a standout favorite.

In the garden, Loras is feeling completely awkward towards Sansa as they discuss their future nupitals. Even Cersei and Tyrion are entirely powerless this time because they are interwoven with the same fate. It forges a bond between them where Tyrion realizes that Cersei had nothing to do with Blackwater attack on him; instead it was Joffrey. This could potentially sets up Tyrion to seek retribution. In a heroic gesture, he also reveals the truth to an unsuspecting Sansa, who cries watching Littlefinger’s boat leave for the Eeryie. The highlight of this segment was interchange between Littlefinger and Varys. It sets these two up for either an epic fail or grandiose victory. LF’s powerful monologue was beautifully written. And during it, we discover that Ros was killed by the sadistic Joffrey. It reminds me of the line, ” All is fair in love and war” however; “when you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die”.
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At last, the Wildings have reached the magnificence of the Wall. It’s enormous structure protects all of Westeros from the far reaches of the North. Tormund, Orell, Jon and Ygritte eagerly prepare for their climb. Ygritte tells Jon that she knows his secret: he is still a crow. She pledges her loyalty to him despite their differences and asks him to do the same. As they ascend the icy slopes, mishaps and mayhem and a cut rope from Orell plague the journey. Somehow, all of them make it alive and well. The cinematography of those scenes was as terrifying as they were climbing it. The ending was a spectacular view of Castle Black amidst the top of the Wall at sunset (even with Jon and Ygritte’s kiss). It was simply breath taking. Now what happens on the other side?

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The Climb was slower paced but rich in context episode that leaves us with much anticipation for next week.It builds towards an exciting climax, most likely episode 9. Again, Iceland is the perfect setting for Beyond the Wall because of its breath taking location.

8.3/10 dragonfires

Random Thoughts/Quotes:

Who is the rightful owner of Harrenhall? Is it Littlefinger, Bolton or Frey?

“Our God is the one true God: all men must serve” Thoros to Melisandre

” A prize flower in the dirt” Tywin to Lady Olenna discussing the marriage proposal

“The lords of my fist are about to clench your teeth” Blackfish to Edmure
“You, staring at my ass, Jon Snow” Ygritte to Jon as they climb the Wall

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Season 3, Episode 5 – “Kissed by Fire”

by nightshadow on April 30, 2013

Episode 5 marks the half way point for this season in the Game of Thrones. Each week seems to be building up to a climatic ending with new plot twists and turns. Some of the main themes in tonight’s chapter were loyalty, leadership and loss. And of course, a certain Red God. Once again, there was heavy emotional impact on several characters who undergo very complex changes.

Arya’s storyline starts off tonight’s segment. We find her learning more about “Red Magic” as we see the epic battle by combat between the Hound and Dondarrion. An intense scene marred by fire, death and resurrection. It was one of the best sword fights so far in Game of Thrones. And as the Hound is let go, we are reminded, “Lord of Light is not done yet”. So hopefully, we’ll see the Hound return in a future episode. Arya struggles with her emotions as she finds out that Gendry chooses to stay with the Brotherhood and not her. Thoros and Dondarrion only want her for the gold. I have a lot of compassion for Arya because she is on her own without any family and she must survive the harsh reality of her world.
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In Dragonstone, we are introduced to Selyse (Tara Fitzgerald) and Shireen Baratheon (Kerry Ingstram), Stannis’ wife and daughter. Selyse is very devoted to Melisandre and her “Red God”. She forgives Stannis for his betrayal with the red priestess. Additionally, the dead babies in the jars was bizarre if not, creepy. You have to wonder why she has been in that tower for so long. One of the most touching scenes is when Stannis visits his daughter Shireen, whose face is scarred by Grayscale. It illustrates the love between a parent and a child. As she asks about the Onion Knight, Stannis gently tells her that he resides in the dungeons. Yet, Shireen goes to visit Ser Davos (despite her father) because she truly cares for the man and begins to teach him how to read. These moments demonstrate how innocence is lost during war. Let’s hope Dragonstone gets some more exposure in the next few episodes.

King Robb is in a tough position. Karstark’s killing of the Frey boys invokes justice however; a bad decision of beheading Rickard leaves the King of the North without the number of soldiers he needs. Perhaps, he should have listened to his advisors and kept the man as hostage. Would Ned have done the same thing? Robb realizes that the only way to beat the Lannisters is take Castlery Rock but to do that he must enlist the help of Lord Frey whose daughter he was supposed to marry. He has only Talisa to comfort him at this point. This fatal mistake may cost him the war.

Outside the city, Dany stops for a rest with her new army, the Unsullied. She meets “Grey Worm”, their new leader who doesn’t change his name. Mormont and Selmy’s recollections of Robert’s Rebellion and Aerys,”the Mad King” (Dany’s daddy)gave us rich Westeros history that has been missing from this series at times. There is definite rivarly between the two men; but whose intentions are for the right reasons? I think this will build up into next season as well.

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Up north, the Wildings prepare for their journey to “storm” the Wall. Jon is called upon by Tormund and Orell to give details of Castle Black. At first, he doesn’t want to say much but knows he needs to convince them that he isn’t a crow anymore. Ygritte playfully teases Jon by saying, “he owes her a debt” thus, she grabs his sword. They end up in a beautiful hot springs cave and Ygritte entices Jon by getting him to forgo his oath of the Nights Watch as she stands in front of him with nothing on.” You know nothing Jon Snow!”

One of the most poignant segments in this series is Jaime Lannister’s turnabout. Once known as a gallant Kingsguard, he is now a humble man learning about his “true self”. The bath scene with Brienne demonstrates his vulnerability as he recounts how he got his name, Kingsslayer. We learn how and why he killed the”Mad King”. Again, some great back story about the Lannisters, the Targs and the Starks from Jaime’s point of view. The last scene where Brienne saves a drowning Jaime by telling her, “My name is Jaime” was splendidly scripted and we see him begin to shed his old self. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau’s performance as the Kingslayer is riveting and I am looking to see how the Jaime/Brienne relationship plays out.

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If anyone is good at playing at the Game of Thornes, it has to be the inhabitants in Kings Landing. Whether it’s the Lannisters, the Tyrells or Littlefinger, someone is always trying to outsmart the other but it seems that deception does not go unnoticed. Tyrion met his match in Lady Olenna. As they talk wedding costs, she reminds him that people need a distraction during the time of war and that the Tyrells have helped out Kings Landing with a stash of food and supplies. It was the first time, we actually saw Tyrion speechless. Poor Sansa, she is still a pawn in the game. She can’t lie very well to Littlefinger who has intentions of his own. I honestly wish she would wake up and smell the “roses” and learn to play the game.
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If anyone has the real upper hand here, it has to be the Hand of the King, Tywin Lannister. He learns that the Tyrells have deceived him, and Robb is losing his edge and the tides of war are changing. Is it political leadership or is he just another tyrant? Tywin decides that Tyrion will wed Sansa for the North and Cersei to Loras for the Reach. Cersei thought she could out best her brother; however the shocked look on her face proves that she is just as powerless. And yes, Tywin Lannister has the last word!

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Another brilliant ending for this week’s chapter. Bryan Coogmans’ (GOT Story Editor/Writer) writing exemplifies how well the story can be adapted to screen. This episode was well paced and character driven with lots of rich backstory. The ending credits had Kerry Ingram singing, “Under the Sea” (no Patchface; but a great homage to the book). I’m looking forward to the last half of this season’s Game of Thrones as each week is another thrilling adventure into the mystical land of Westeros.

9.4/10 dragonfires

Random thoughts and quotes:

“I climbed all those steps to discuss financial matters” – Lady Olenna to Tyrion
“I like you boy, but I’ll pull your guts out by your throat” – Tormund to Jon
” You will wed, bed and put a child in her ” Tywin to Tyrion about marrying Sansa
“I’ve been married before” Tyrion to Tywin
“The night is dark and full of terrors” – Lady Selyse and Thoros
“But what right does the wold judge the lion” – Jaime to Brienne
“There’s another tub”,” this one suits me just fine” Brienne/Jaime
“That thing you did with your mouth, do all the Lord and Ladies do that in the South?” Ygritte to Jon Snow

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Season 3, Episode 4 – “And now his watch is Ended”

by nightshadow on April 24, 2013

Power, revenge and everything in between resonated throughout Episode 4 except beyond the Wall where events turned into chaos and insanity. There were some pivotal moments that showed us who might win the “Iron Throne”. And sometimes, the writers get the dialogue and the best scenes weren’t just action, but the quieter scenes with intensity and emotion.

The aftermath of Jaime’s hand, now strung around his neck starts off this week’s story. As he and Brienne travel through the Riverlands as hostages, Jaime falls off his horse and lands in the mud. With no help from his captors, he must fight them left handed and when thirsty, he given “horse pee” to drink. Brienne stands there helpless to do anything. Jaime has no will to live thus, begins his downfall into oblivion. Later on, we see a softer side to Brienne who encourages him to eat. She thanks Jaime for saving her meanwhile, tells him to stop feeling sorry for himself because he has had a lavish life and to “take revenge”. I like the turn that this story arc has taken. First, we see that Jaime isn’t always the “it” guy and that he might have to face some humility once in his life. Secondly, Brienne showed us her caring, nurturing side and not just a “she” warrior. Gwendolyn Christie’s performance (as Brienne) was one highlights of this episode.

Out of nowhere, we find Bran and Jojen in another one of Bran’s three eyed raven dreams. At he climbs the tree, Brandon is confronted by Catelyn who tells him not to climb the tree and pushes him off. Perhaps, we are seeing that Bran’s dreams are foreshadowing things to come. Again, a short segment that doesn’t really fit in anywhere however, we might get a little more next week as to what Bran’s journey might entail.

Theon, poor Theon. As he is coming to terms with the consequences of his actions, Theon confesses that he didn’t really kill the Stark boys. He knows he was “Ironborn” and never a “Stark”. One of his most memorable lines really struck a cord in me in referring to Ned as his father who was lost his head in Kings Landing. It’s terrible to see the path that Theon has taken but being deceived by ‘boy’ once more. When will our captor’s identity be revealed or will it?

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King’s Landing seems to be a most intriguing place to live. Varys, the spider finally returns. He is my favorite character from book and the series. Tyrion visits Varys to seek the truth that Cersei tried to have him killed during Blackwater but has no proof. Meanwhile, Varys recounts how he became a eunuch and how he despises “magic”. He shows Tyrion his prized prisoner, the red priest (from his past), with his mouth sewn shut inside a pine crate (sometimes being patient is a virtue). Not long after that, he has a quick chat with Ros about Littlefinger’s plans and finding out that he has room for two on his boat. Also, Varys finds an ally in the Queen of Thorns through a witty little chat about how dangerous Littlefinger is and how Sansa is the key to the “North”. The dialogue was superb, it made their scene enjoyable to watch. The spider is a player in the game too, and even though a slight diversion from the books, it works well on screen. Perhaps, Littlefinger, isn’t the only dangerous man in KL.

Margery Tyrell is a definite force to be reckoned with. First, she has sneered Joffrey away from his mommy with her longingly gaze especially when she opens the castle doors to shouts of “Margery” from the smallfolk after visiting the cryts. Secondly, she ensnares Sansa by being a playful sister and gaining her trust by promising that as “queen”, Sansa can marry Loras and live at Highgarden. Oh Sansa, what a shock for you – when you find out that Loras isn’t interested in women. I am beginning to enjoy watching Margery outshine everyone including Cersei. Natalie Dormer is fast becoming a lead actor this season.

As well, Cersei is not one happy camper. She is loosing her son to another woman. Then she has to contend with wedding preparations and Lady Olenna, who reminds her that “we mothers want do what we can to keep our sons from the grave’. Lastly, she faces an intense meeting with Tywin who shows her that he is the boss. As he busily works as Hand without as much as a glance towards his daughter, Tywin dutifully reminds her that “she isn’t as smart as she thinks she is”. We see the Lannisters as the dysfunctional family of Westeros.

One of the most brilliant scenes, is Arya and the Brotherhood without Banners accusing the Hound with the atrocities of the crimes committed by his brother, Gregor. It reminds us that the common people have suffered throughout this war. We are also introduced to Beric Dondarrion, leader of BWB played by Richard Dormer. Arya even gets her shot at the Hound when she reveals he killed Mycah. The Hound’s fate sealed by a trial by combat with Dondarrion. I can’t say enough about the intensity of that scene and it’s amazing banter. I will look forward to this fight scene in the near future. Oh and what a location, the waterfall just before the cave was simply too cool.

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Moreover, the Night’s Watch at Craster’s Keep was another climatic segment as well. The brothers of the Night’s Watch are fed up with Craster’s hospitality as they are hungry (nearly starved) and tired of providing free labour. As their numbers dwindle and they set fire to another soldier lost with the immortal words, “and now his watch has ended”; chaos is very near. As the men try to get warm from the cold, words are exchanged and a fight ensues. It becomes complete insanity as both Craster and Mormont are killed. Sam hurriedly runs to Gilly and they start running into the forest towards the Wall. Who makes it back to Castle Black?

The payoff of this week’s episode is Dany, the dragons, and the Unsullied in Astapor. It was a momentous scene as we watch Dany cleverly undermined Krezys by giving him a dragon as payment, speaking to the Unsullied in Valyrian (her mother tongue) and setting the slave master on fire with “Dracrys” thus, bringing Astapor to its knees. Danenrys has the power and her dragon too. That last scene as she rides into the sunset with her new army and dragons flying over her, left me completely speechless. Emilia Clarke was fantastic and Dany has more admirers now than ever.

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In my opinion, the writing of this episode was truly well orchestrated with rich dialogue throughout it (amongst the characters) . There were action packed moments but also very tender, emotionals ones too. The anticipation is slowly building toward the next few episodes and let’s hope it continues on the same momentum.

Rating: 8.9/10 dragonfires

Random thoughts/quotes.
Vary to Tyrion, “influence is the a matter of patience; influence grows like a weed” and “Revenge will be yours in time if you want it”.
Lady Olenna about Vary “A spider has come to the garden”.
Lady Olenna to Varys, “The shubbery has ears too”.
Jaime on losing his hand, ” I was that hand”
I know there were more excellent quotes, so please share them.

Here is a preview of episode 5:

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Season 3, Episode 3 – “Walk of Punishment”

by nightshadow on April 16, 2013

Tonight’s episode was full of exciting scenes, emotional goodbyes and twists that most of us were not expecting. I’ve also noticed we are seeing more characters such as Sam, who is becoming increasingly more important each week (Point of View in Book #3). Others are beginning journeys that are nonetheless, dangerous; unless you live in Kings Landing. This is David Benioff’s (executive producer/writer) directorial debut.

During the opening credits, Riverrun is highlighted this week. It also begins this week’s storyline line as we see Catelyn and Robb at her father, Lord Hoster Tully’s funeral. Joining them are Edmure, Cat’s brother (Tobias Menzies) and her uncle, Ser Bryden aka, “The Blackfish” (Clive Russell). As they say good bye to Lord Tully, Edmure isn’t able to light the boat on fire with his arrow but his uncle, does it single-handedly proving his superior marksmanship and lack of patience towards his nephew. A fantastic scene to introduce the Tully family.

There is definitely some family tension as Robb and the Blackfish aren’t impressed with Edmure’s battle prowess or his lack of “real hostages”. I don’t think Lannister youngsters really count either. The most emotional part of Riverrun were those of Cat and Ser Bryden; recalling memories of her father and finding comfort from her uncle as she spirals into more despair over her own children. The “Blackfish is one to watch because he exudes “old school” loyalty.

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At the Fist of the First Men, Mance, Jon and company stumble upon dead horses scattered in the snow. They figure that Night’s Watch is just a handful of men getting back home. Mance instructs Tormund to take Jon with him as they are going to storm the Wall and take Castle Black during the night. “I’m going to light a fire that the North has ever seen,” claims Mance. And somehow Jon just may be caught in the crossfire.

The tension rises at Craster’s Keep where the Night’s Watch has stopped for warm meal. Even Ghost shows up. We are reunited with Gilly who is gives birth as Sam enters the tent. And the baby is….I guess we’ll find out next week.

And just when Theon thought he was safe, his torturers find him again and chase him into a forest.Our mysterious “boy” rescues him again. I’m on the fence about this segment as I think Alfie Allen is amazing, portraying Theon, however; there’s needs to be a little more, I just can’t put my finger it. Or we just find out in a later episode.

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We find Arya at the Inn, getting ready to travel as a “guest” of BWB. As they load the Hound in the prisoner van, Gendry and Arya say goodbye to Hot Pie who decides to stay. The wolf bread was a cute touch. I will miss Hot Pie.

At Dragonstone, a solemn Stannis says good bye to Melisandre who is off on her quest to seek more clarity. She reminds him that he is “the son of fire” and will sit on the Iron Throne one day but there will have to be sacrifices to the Lord of Light. Where art thou, Davos? In the dungeons, waiting.

Across the sea, we are taken to “Walk of Punishment” in Astapor where slaves are warned that if they don’t follow the rules, they may not like their ending. I enjoyed Barristan’s back story of Dany’s brother, Rhaegar. It was a nice homage to the books. Jorah reminds Dany that there is a “beast in every man when you put a sword in their hands” referring to (her buying) the Unsullied. She negotiates with Kraznys mo Nakloz by offering one of her dragons. They agree and she decides to take Messendei as well. Ms Stormborn is coming into her own especially telling Jorah not to disobey her in public again. Her last line , “Valur Morgulis; all men must die, but we are not men” illustrates that she indeed, has the power.

Back at the Red Keep, the Council sits with both Cersei and Tyrion joining Littlefinger, Varys and Maester Pycelle. The news of the day is that Lord Tully has died, Bolton is on the way to Harrenhall and Littlefinger is on the way to the Eeryie to woo Lady Arryn. I do detect that Twyin is up to something. Tyrion receives the news he will be new Master of Coin, something he is not too happy about since he likes to “spend” money. As he goes over the books, Tyrion sees that Mr. Baelish had been borrowing money from the Iron Bank of Bravos and Westeros is in debt. As a gift to Pod for saving his life, Tyrion leaves him at the brothel to get acquainted with ladies but reminds him to be “back in time for supper”. Upon his return, Pod gives Tyrion the gold back. It was refreshing to focus on Pod for second instead of all the political warfare in Kings Landing.

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Finally, Jamie and Brienne are being taken by Bolton men to camp over nite. They sing, “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” as Jamie warns Brienne to be careful and give the men want they want. Hmm, is Jamie showing a softer side? The episode ends with Brienne getting beaten up by Locke’s men and Jamie saving her from them by telling Locke, she is worth “sapphires”. This changes the game plan only slightly as Jamie thinks he has outsmarted his captors. Brienne horrifyingly witnesses Locke cut off Jamie’s hand. “The Bear and Maiden Fair” sung by The Hold Steady plays in the background. For me, that was a heart pounding ending which reminded me of “Blackwater” in some ways.

Rating: 9.0/10 dragonfires.

Random thoughts/quotes:
“Lord Twatbeard” as Bronn refers to Littlefinger
Catelyn remembering her father saying to her, “Wait for me, little Cat”.
It was finally good to see the return of Varys, the spider this episode. I wonder where his character will fit in this season.
Any scene with Tyrion /Tywin or Tyrion/Bronn
Has anyone noticed that the color, blue seems to be flowing with the ladies this season?

Here is a preview of Episode 4:

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Season 3, Episode 2 – “Dark Words, Dark Wings”

by nightshadow on April 10, 2013

This week’s episode was quieter with many character driven scenes and motives. We caught up with Bran, Arya, Jamie and Brienne’s journey through the land of Westeros. There were lots of new players in the Game and ones we didn’t expect to return so soon.

This episode begins with Bran’s continuing dreams of the” Three Eyed Raven”. He is running through a forest, spots the raven and tries to shoot it. Among him, are his brothers, Robb and Jon Snow, who instruct him on how to shoot an arrow. Unexpectedly, he hears his father’s voice when a mysterious boy tells him, “You can’t shoot the raven, it’s you”. Bran wakes up to Hodor and an overprotective, and somewhat suspicious Osha who is eager to travel northward. Later on, we find out the boy in Bran’s dream, is no other than, Jojen Reed, who comes to Bran, unarmed. He is caught by Osha who then has a spear at her throat; curtsey of his sister, Meera Reed. Jojen even calms down Bran’s wolf, Summer whose name he knows. As the entourage travels together, Bran and Jojen begin to discuss his dreams. He finds out he is “Waarg” and that the three eyed raven signifies something much deeper. Joining the cast are Ellie Kendrick (Meera) and Thomas Sanger (Jojen)as Howland’s Reed (Stark Bannerman)children. It made sense to bridge these characters with Bran’s dreams in order to highlight Bran’s storyline (for non readers, these characters appear in Book #2). My sense is that this particular story arc will reveal a mysterious purpose for all these characters; however, will Rickon stay or will he go?

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A quick glimpse to Beyond the Wall, and Jon is still with Mance’s camp as they march towards a destination not yet revealed. We come upon a Waarg named Orell Skinchanger (played by newcomer Mackenzie Crook) who says he sees “dead crows” at the Fist of the First Men. The best part of that scene were those white eyes during his waarging. An eerie effect nonetheless, very purposeful.

And then there was Sam Tarly, exhausted and falling asleep while traveling back to the Wall with the Nights Watch. He is taunted by Rast who calls him, “Piggy”. Mormont orders Rast, Ed and Grenn to keep him alive. There is a definite interchange between the two scenes as Orell’s foreshadowing of the dead crows implies that trouble brews ahead for the Night’s Watch.

At Robb’s camp, Bolton interrupts Robb and Talisa with news from Winterfell and Riverrun. He goes to inform his mother, Catelyn, that her father has died at Riverrun and that Winterfell has burned to the ground. There is no sign of Theon nor Bran or Rickon. This news disturbs Catelyn who asks Robb if she will be in “manacles” during her father’s funeral. As they make their way to the Tully home, Robb is losing his patience with a disgruntled Karstark who now believes he (Robb) has lost the war (due to his marriage to Talisa). We also witness Catelyn’s downward spiral as she is lost in grief and blames her families’ troubles on the fact she didn’t keep her promise for being a mother to Jon Snow. I think that Michelle Fairley’s scenes are going to be very emotional this season and I’m looking forward to meeting the Tullys.

Alas, we see that Theon had been kidnapped and tortured by unknown men at this point. They question him as to why he burned down Winterfell. He replies, “that he did it for his father’s glory/he hated the Starks”. An unknown man comes to his rescue and says he was sent by his sister, Yara . This is the biggest adaptation between the books and the show since Theon doesn’t appear in this book; however, I’m betting the writers wanted to keep consistency of Theon’s character, so its an added bonus to the story.

We pick up where Arya’s story left us in Season 2, she, Gendry and Hot Pie are somewhere on the outskirts of Harrenhall. All of sudden, they encounter Thoros of Myr (played by new cast mate Paul Kaye) and Anguay (Philip McGinley) of the Brotherhood without Banners or BWB. He invites the trio to an inn for some hot stew and bread. As they eat, Thoros questions them about who they are. Arya shows him that she not scared and pulls her sword on Thoros, who unbridles it from her. As Anguay enters the inn, he brings back a prisoner who seems large and it is revealed; it’s the Hound who has words for Thoros. Arya stands there in terror as he knows who she is. “Seven Hells”! This storyline is going to be very riveting as we see Arya facing more daunting tasks than previous seasons.

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Meanwhile, back in Kings’s Landing, Cersei questions Joffrey’s feelings for Margery. There is a definite hint of jealousy as she reminds him that Margery was married to a traitor. Joff doesn’t seem too impressed with his mother these days and quickly brushes her off. Onto, Sansa who is being dressed by Shae, warns her of Littlefinger’s intentions. Sansa is then escorted by Loras Tyrell to meet Margery and Lady Tyrell also known as the “Queen of Thorns”. They want to find out what Joffrey is really like. Sansa informs them that “he is a monster” and they see the terrified look on her face. Sansa realizes she may have said too much but both, Margery and Olenna convince her to trust them. Dianna Rigg is a perfect choice for this role as she encapsulates Lady Tyrell’s persona and her lines are on par with the books. I look forward to more of Lady Olenna this season.

Later on, Shae secretly goes to see Tyrion to ask for a favor to protect Sansa from Littlefinger. Tyrion is excited to see Shae but he does nothing help her cause. Shae charms him. Lastly, Margery is summoned to Joffrey’s chambers where he cruelly japes about her marriage to Renly. Her reply to him is that she isn’t “skilled in the subtleties of politics”; her only ambition was to have children. The King seems to buy this and Margery takes an interest in his weapons and thus, her seduction of Joffrey begins.

In the Riverlands, we find Brienne still has Jamie prisoner, as they make their way to Kings Landing. He ridicules her along the way to see if she will take the bait. Brienne is a tough girl and doesn’t put up with Jamie’s pompous attitude. As they walk across a bridge, Jamie tricks her and they begin a sword fight. It ends with them being identified by a man who saw them earlier and they become prisoners of Bolton’s men. Again, the banter between Jamie and Brienne is well scripted. I’m definitely looking forward to their scenes this season as well.

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“Dark Wings, Dark Words” was just that, dark. Some of the segments were short yet, they are leading up to a build up of whats to come and keep us, the audience guessing. There were definitely some surprises this time such as the Hound and Theon.

Rating: 8.9/10 dragonfires.

Random thoughts/quotes:
Lady Olena to Sansa: “foolish flock of hens” describing her servants,
“When a Tyrell farts, it smells like a rose”.
“Bring me the cheese…the cheese will be served when I want it served”.
“Once the cows have been creamed, there is no use in creaming it back in the utter.”
Thoros of Myr to Anguay describing Hot Pie, ” Half the country is starving and look at this one”.
Tyrion to Shae, ” I try to know as many people as I can, you never know who’ll you’ll need.” With regards to sleeping with Ros.
Tyrion on Littlefinger, ” Is there any idiot in any village that trusts him”.
Tyrion on describing Sansa, ” A great beauty with an old name”.
Meera to Osha, ” Some people will always need help; that doesn’t mean there not worth helping”. One of my favourite quotes this episode.
Jamie to Brienne, “Your a great beast of a woman”.

Here is a preview of Episode 3, “Walk of Punishment”:

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Season 3, Episode 1, – “Valar Dohaeris”

by nightshadow on April 2, 2013

I’m stepping in for Skyler for the next few weeks to write the weekly episode reviews for Game of Thrones.

So here we are again, a new season of Game of Thrones. It’s been a long, anticipated wait for fans, finally no more teasers! The title of Episode 1, “Valar Dohaeris” means “All men must serve”, (even though the words weren’t in any spoken dialogue) was quite befitting for the premiere episode as many characters this season will have to choose which side they prefer to serve.

The opening scene begins in the North with Sam Tarly where Season 2′s finale left us. He is nearly attacked by another White Walker. Suddenly, Ghost appears with Mormont who sets it on fire. Poor Sam, scared to death and Mormont at his feet asking if he had sent the ravens.

Fast forward to more snow, we are taken to the “King Beyond the Wall”. We get to meet two new characters plus, a giant (great CGI) as Jon Snow is taken by Ygritte and the Lord of Bones to meet Mance Rayder (played by Ciaran Hands). Jon is not exactly greeted with open arms when he gets to the Wilding camp; rather with rocks and shouts of “crow” by young children. When he enters Mance’s tent, he accidentally bows to the wrong person, Tormund Giantsbane (Kristofer Hivju). Mance reveals himself and questions Snow’s loyalty and commitment to the Free Folk cause. Jon convinces Mance, he is on their side by using the fact he saw Craster give his baby son to the White Walkers. This is going to be one of the most intriguing story arcs of the season. And I must say, the spectacular location of Iceland gives me the chills already.

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Back in Kings Landing, life is a constant mirage of various story lines for many characters, in fact, most of the episode was devoted to it. First, we see Podrick Payne interrupting Bronn to bring him to Tyrion . Then Cersei comes to visit Tyrion’s new quarters since he was injured at Blackwater. She ruses him about his new living quarters and his much anticipated meeting with their father Tywin who is now the Hand of the King. The banter between the two is great dialogue. Cersei and Tyrion have such a love/hate relationship with Cersei getting the upper hand (or so she thinks). Yet how will she ever compete with Tyrion’s witty comebacks? Back to Tyrion and Bronn, who wants money since he is no longer part of the City Watch. Once a sellsword, always a sellsword.

Still in King’s Landing, Sansa, (grown much taller than last season) is still being held as a political hostage by the Lannisters. She sits quietly on a dock accompanied by Shae watching giant trading ships sail away. And who comes to see her but none other than, Littlefinger with Ros at his side. And he knows exactly what to say to Sansa( he saw her mother and sister) thus, promising her a way out of her misery with the hope of leaving KL. The most interesting conversation was that of Ros/Shae with Ros warning Shae not to trust Littlefinger (with Sansa). I can’t say I blame her but it does give us a little foreshadowing of things to come. Lord Petyr Baelish is a character to watch this season.

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Oh and let’s not forget we become acquainted (again) to Margery Tyrell, now betrothed to Joffrey, who comes to the aid of homeless children during a ride through the city. A great political move for her as Joffrey could barely stand the smell. Afterwards, there is a dinner with the Tyrells (Margery/Loras) and the Lannisters (Cersei/Joffrey). Apparently, the Tyrells have brought food from a properous harvest. Watch out Cersei, there is a new “Queen” in town and her name is Margery. I smell a lot of political intrigue between Highgarden and Castlery Rock and I’m eagerly waiting to see what happens and perhaps, who shows up next.

The best scene from Kings Landing was that of Tyrion and Tywin. As he sees his father for the first time after Blackwater, Tyrion asks to be the heir of Castlery Rock to a displeased Tywin who replies, “No”. Tywin can only remind his son of sleeping with whores in his bed. Tyrion feels defeated again. I really enjoy Charles Dance and his portrayal of Tywin Lannister. This looks to be a promising start to the season.

Finally, the return of Davos Seaworth. He had been missing since the Blackwater episode in S2. It looks like he had been stranded out of the middle of nowhere. He is found by Sallador Saan, the pirate. Saan informs Davos that Stannis has been spending time with Melisandre, praying to her “Red God”. Davos is not to happy about this and asks his old friend to take him back to Dragonstone to see his King. Once there, he sees a broken Stannis and an argument ensues with Melisandre as he threatens to kill her. Poor Davos is sent off to the dungeons. The scenes were almost too short at times but at least they bridge the gap from last season and we can see where this storyline may unfold.

Also, we find Robb, Catelyn, Talisa, Karstark and Bolton at Harrenhall where the Tully bannerman have been killed. We are also introduced to Qyburn (Anton Lesser) who survives the attack. It seems as though King Robb is losing his troops and their loyalty especially evidenced in the side conversation between Bolton and Karstark. He orders that Catelyn be under guard (in isolation) for freeing Jamie Lannister. This storyline could be one of the darker ones of the season.

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Across the Narrow Sea, Daenerys Targaryen’s dragons are growing. Her ship lands in Astapor along with Jorah Mormont in hopes of buying an army. We meet Kraznys mo Nakloz ( Dan Hildebrand) who owns/trains the Unsullied and his slave Missandei (newcomer Nathalie Emmanuel). As Dany decides what to do, a young child plays ball. It turns out to be an assassination attempt to kill her. We are reintroduced to Barristen Selmy who comes to her aide. The location of Morocco serves well for Slavers Bay and Astapor.

For me, episode 1 bridged certain gaps left by season 2 and introduced new characters, plots and locations. Having read the books, I know that there will be significant changes in events, plots and characters. This is an adaptation of the books to screen and for the sake of time, budget and the amount of episodes produced not everything can be done accordingly so I have hope the writers get the “meat” of the story. Also, since it’s only part of Book #3, it give us a little more time to digest characters and events. I’m looking forward to episode 2, where we will catch up with Jaime/Brienne, Bran, and Arya.

Rating: 8.9/10 dragon burnings

Random thoughts/quotes:
Cersei to Tyrion that his nose was cut off – great reference to the books.
Great dialogue between Cersei/Tyrion and Tyrion/Bronn & Tyrion/Tywin.

Here is a HBO teaser for Episode 2:

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Game of Thrones Season 3 Teaser

by Eric on November 19, 2012

Here’s a brief teaser for the Season 3 premiere of Game of Thrones on March 31, 13 (note the focus on “3″ as a nod to the third book ‘A Storm of Swords‘).

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If Westeros had elections

by Skyler on October 31, 2012

With Election Day fast approaching in the United States, the parties are drawing battle lines, throwing out insults, and preparing conspiracy theories in case they lose. But America just doesn’t do battle lines, insults, or conspiracies as well as the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. Of course, the politicking in Game of Thrones is done between noble houses, but what if they had a system more like ours? Here is what political debates might look like if Game of Thrones characters were involved.

Ned Stark looking about as enthusiastic about politics as Barack Obama during his first debate against Mitt Romney

On the economy

“It’s important that in these tough times we don’t stifle job creators. In my home kingdom of the Westerlands, employment is growing in sectors as diverse as gold mining, execution, and prostitution. And all because we don’t tie down job creators with burdensome regulation! Why, just yesterday I spoke to a young lady who told me she had slept with a whole barracks of guardsmen and my ugly dwarf son, and got a coin for each. Now she can move up into the middle class.” -Tywin Lannister [click to continue…]

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